• white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
  • white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*

(Source: qooqletranslate)

sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

tiffanypollardvevo:

Feed me diamonds


c-s-reed:

britneyjeanofficial:

christians and gays 

Which is which?

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own)

meanbitch96:

Me @ college

(Source: drakefromthe6ix)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

There are no behind the scenes for this film because it was all real and we live in a terrifying world.

Don’t Hug me I’m Scared (2011)

grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

image

when you have sex with your friend’s crush

image

lord-kitschener:

"Let he who is without a problematic fave cast the first stone."

solsikkepop:

justspirky:

This is not a photo manipulated picture. This is one of many of our fallen soldiers. Their remains are gathered up and bagged and sold as some merchandise like their lives are some sick joke.

With your help, we can end this disgrace and bring these fallen warriors home to their families instead of placed on shelves.

You know what I’m starting to think you guys aren’t even being sarcastic with this anymore

irlcute:

me

(Source: blankslate)

tyrabankruptcy:

I love the new season of AHS

(Source: slainetroyard-official)

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!


give-maslany-emmy:

Who am I?

This is WHY she deserves an Emmy!!!!

(Source: naomscampbell)

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(Source: pocketspoopy)

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